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Andros Townsend avoids injury after bizarre pitch roller incident in Thailand

Former England player run over while warming up ‘It turns out Stoke away wasn’t so bad,’ says winger The former England winger Andros Townsend has joked Stoke away “wasn’t so bad after all” following a bizarre incident…

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