The Guardian · uk

I’ve spent my whole life looking miserable. It’s time for a change | Adrian Chiles

When you smile, the world smiles back. Not at me it doesn’t – because even when I’m smiling, I exude gloom I want to change my face. I’m not talking cosmetic surgery, although if chubby cheeks could be surgically de-chu…

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